Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
New Truck II
________ called up the radio station to gripe about his brand new $38k pick up truck. All the extras. Day one he was driving down the road after work and he hit a deer. He cleaned up the truck aafter noting the front bumper had been torn off and then continued on his drive home. 15 minutes later he hit another deer that smashed the front windshield.
Radio: Wher were you Santa's Village?
Radio: Wher were you Santa's Village?
New Truck
______ had just got a new truck and was so excited about it. The funny part came when he was driving away from the new client that he had just won and he had moved his seat sofar forward that his head was presed against the steering wheel. He couldn't figure out how to move it back so he simply drove off with his head on the steering wheel waving
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